Thea, down-to-earth outcall warmth from Oud-Zuid
First question at the door: have you eaten yet?
The detailsOn the roster, No. 24
- Age
- 29
- Based in
- Oud-Zuid
- Height
- 165 cm
- Hair
- Long caramel blonde
- Eyes
- Green
- Build
- Curvy
- Languages
- English
- Personality
- Cheerful, warm, down to earth
- Style
- Sunlit natural glamour
- Talk to her about
- Japanese food, hiking, cycling
- Rate
- From €180 / hr
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Her story
Meet Thea
Worth knowing
05 notes- 29, curvy, 165 cm
- Long caramel blonde hair, green eyes
- Japanese food, hiking, cycling
- Rides begin in Oud-Zuid
- Speaks English
'Have you eaten? Because I know a ramen place that stays open late.' Thea asks it the moment she walks in, and she is completely serious. Cheerful, warm and thoroughly down to earth, she makes sure you are fed, relaxed and laughing before anything else happens. There is no performance in her friendliness; it is simply how she treats everyone, from the driver who dropped her off to the night porter she waved at on the way in. Long caramel blonde hair, green eyes that catch the light like sea glass and an easy, open smile complete the first impression.
Twenty-nine and curvy at 165 cm, she dresses in sunlit natural glamour, simple black pieces with a flash of neon trim, a look that would be equally at home on a mountain trail or at a candlelit table. Japanese food is her great love, from ramen and gyoza to delicate sashimi, and she keeps a list of favourite spots across the city that she will happily share, complete with what to order. Hiking takes her far from Amsterdam whenever she can escape, to hills and forests where the loudest sound is the wind. Cycling carries her everywhere else; she knows the back routes of the south better than most taxi drivers and still insists the bike is faster. Vanessa is another keen cyclist on the roster.
Thea's rides begin in Oud-Zuid, a leafy part of town with quick routes to the centre and the ring road. Tonight, though, she is happy to let someone else do the pedalling. Her English is friendly and unfussy, and her warmth feels genuine from the first minute. She talks about food, trails and small everyday victories with infectious enthusiasm, and she is every bit as interested in yours. When the car pulls up outside your building, expect a big smile, quite possibly a restaurant recommendation, and an evening that feels refreshingly real.
Tonight
Book Thea
Thea is easy company for a relaxed night with a late bite, so let her know if you are hungry. Send your address and a time and she will plan the route.
€180 an hour to start · anything longer on request, confirmed on WhatsApp
The message
Her name, your hotel or street, and the hour you have in mind.
The confirmation
Her arrival time comes back in the same chat, usually within minutes.
The knock
Thea arrives on time, dressed for wherever the night is heading.
Her kind of evening
A night out with Thea
Dinner is not part of her ideal evening; it is the spine of it. Ramen eaten shoulder to shoulder at a counter she trusts, or gyoza ordered in and unboxed on the coffee table like treasure, chopsticks handed over with instructions. She will know what to order before you have found the menu's second page, and she is never smug about being right. Almost never.
Fed, the night relaxes into her natural register: honest talk, easy laughter, trail stories where the loudest sound was wind. She treats porters, drivers and waiters like old friends, and the warmth is contagious enough that your room feels different with her in it. If the evening runs long she will map you a Sunday cycle route you will genuinely consider taking. Take the map. Hers are good.
In her own words
Thea, in her words
What if I already ate?
Then we find room for one small course anyway. There is always room for gyoza; this is not negotiable, and you will thank me later.
Fancy restaurant or counter?
Counter, every time, elbow to elbow. Watching the kitchen is dinner and theatre in one ticket, and the chef always remembers me.
How real is the hiking?
Boots-with-mud real, I promise. I will show you photos of hills until you politely stop me. Nobody has ever stopped me.




